Water is for plants Tee

Wine is my valentine Tee

Alcohol Racing Team Tee

I didn't drink for 12 years, then I turned 13 Tee

Yeah, I've got a PHD, Pretty Huge Drinking Problem Tee

Save water, drink beer Tee

Buy my course because my bar tab won't pay for itself Tee

Needed to cut my alcohol intake Tee

Y'all mind if a white boy speak a little Irish tonight? Tee

Y'all mind if a white boy hit a lil bachata real quick? Tee

Y'all mind if a white boy speak a little French tonight? Tee

Y'all mind if a white boy speak a lil Japanese tonight? Tee

Y'all mind if a white boy drop some reggae tunes tonight? Tee

Y'all mind if a white boy speak a little español tonight? Tee

It's the ALCOHOL speaking Tee

Respectfully: I pregame harder than you party Tee

I'm not drunk, just european Tee

Drunk me loves you Tee

I have mixed drinks about feelings Tee

Therapy is too expensive. Whiskey isn't. Tee

Beer: Because no great story started with a salad Tee

I'd rather be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's cup of tea Tee

Vodka may not be the answer but it's worth a shot Tee