ALL PRODUCTS

I can be the sausage to your bun Tee

Peaked in the pregame Tee

Stick it in my oven Tee

Dinner for two? Tee

Sardines: Tightly Packed Excellence Tee

I only drink on days ending with "Y" Tee

Mussels: Shell Yeah Tee

Instant Noodles: Ready when I'm not Tee

Friday is the end of my workweek and the start of my liver's Tee

I gave up alcohol once... it was the worst 30 minutes of my life Tee

To me "Drink Responsibly" means don't spill it Tee

I drink to make other people more interesting Tee

Drinking isn't the issue. Running out is. Tee

Vodka may not be the answer but it's worth a shot Tee

I'd rather be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's cup of tea Tee

I'm not shy... I'm just calculating my risk Tee

I'm cooler than I look right now Tee

Just come up to me, 100% Success Rate Tee

Cut, Uncut, Small, Large, it doesn't matter, we are all friends Tee

I rehearsed this interaction 14 times Tee

I'm not shy, just waiting for you to make the first move Tee

I'd flirt back, but I don't know how Tee

You wanna keep playing eyetag or are you gonna holla at your boy? Tee