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If I had a banjo I would be unstoppable Tee

I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right. Tee

Might want to try Dick? Tee

If I had a harmonica I'd summon the gods Tee

Slide into legal relief, Ben Dover Tee

I kiss like I mean it. Ghost like I don't. Tee

I'm not drunk, just european Tee

If I had a triangle the sky would open Tee

I'm not heartless, I just learned how to use my heart less Tee

Respectfully: I pregame harder than you party Tee

I put the hot in psychotic Tee

Currently overthinking this shirt Tee

Never talked to a girl sober. Want to be my first? Tee

I put the fun in dysfunctional Tee

Come up to me if you wanna talk about... Tee

I put the pro in procrastination Tee

WTF is a cock? (I'm a visual learner) Tee

It's the ALCOHOL speaking Tee

WTF are boobs? (I'm a visual learner) Tee

I'm not bad in bed. I'm just... misunderstood. Tee

Y'all mind if a white boy speak a little español tonight? Tee

Y'all mind if a white boy drop some reggae tunes tonight? Tee

Y'all mind if a white boy speak a lil Japanese tonight? Tee